How They Live
AT&T promises to show customers "how [NFL players] live." This week Tank Johnson, a defensive lineman for the Bears, was discovered to have six unregistered guns (violating his probation), a stash of pot, and six pit bulls at his home. Then his "bodyguard," out on bail for the drug charge, was shot dead at a Chicago nightclub.
No offense, AT&T, but I don't want to see any more how they live.